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How To Be Well Groomed.
I’ve never been a fan of metrosexuality; there’s something distinctly unattractive about a man who takes several hours longer than me to get ready for a night out. My advice would be, if it takes...
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The Vegetarian Diaries of a Meat Eater.
I’m a girl who likes her meat. Don’t look at me like that, as a Cypriot I was brought up believing two things. The first is that anything edible can and should be barbequed. The second is that nothing...
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ChatRoulette: A Place Where Men Can Suggestively Eat Bananas At Unsuspecting...
I’ve never owned a web-cam, because when I’m at home, truth be told, I enjoy looking like a bit of a hobo, and people just don’t need to be submitted to that. But since ‘ChatRoulette‘ seems to be kind...
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You’re The Game, And I Lost The Rulebook.
“If a guy takes an hour to reply to your text, take three to reply to his.” “If you like a guy, flirt with someone else in front of him to make him jealous.” “If a guy is talking to … Continue reading →
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Am I Rich Yet?
I actually picked up 20p off the floor today. It’s come to that. Before you judge me, let it be known I gave it a hand sanitiser bath before popping it into my purse next to that losing lottery ticket...
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City Girl In The Country.
There are sheep in Wales. Lots and lots of sheep. What’s a girl to do with all these sheep? Short of skinning them and making myself a cute little jumper, I’m lost for thought. Usually my idea of a...
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Brains v Beauty
First of all, let it be known, I can be pretty stupid sometimes. I mean I can’t spell to save my life (in fact I have spell-check to thank for my degree) and just yesterday I had to ask my … Continue...
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The Art Of Lying.
Like anything else in life, lying comes naturally to us. You could deny it, but then you’d just be lying to yourself. “Don’t be stupid of course you don’t look fat in that.” Aka the taxi will be here...
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The Truth About Happiness
Smile. No a little bit wider. Show me some teeth. Thatttts it. Feeling better already are you? What do you mean ‘no’? You mean to tell me that grinning and bearing it doesn’t make all your troubles go...
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Am I Dead Inside?
I can’t cry during Titanic. Can’t being the operative word because I’ve actually tried. And it’s not just Titanic. I sit through every heart wrenching film the Odeon has to offer, next to my best...
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How To Recognise People With Foreign Parents.
I’ve lived in London my whole life. I was born over here so I suppose that makes me, if not English, then British at least. So what separates me from all my English friends? Because despite the fact we...
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Not Quite Resolutions
I’ve never much believed in New Years Resolutions, mainly because the turning of the year is no more likely to get me on a treadmill than bikini season or my gym instructor’s scornful “I haven’t seen...
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Fortune, Fate or Just Dumb Luck?
I have been advised by my daily horoscope to take a break. Not that I needed an Oracle to tell me that. And not that I much believe in Star Signs either, but due to a complete lack of any personal …...
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Sold My Soul To The Devil For A Job.
As of 2006, ambitious women the world over watched as a Meryl Streep type Anna Wintour invaded their screens, reminding them that a modern day love story, can be just as much about a job as it can be...
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Happy better-get-your-girlfriend-a-present-so-she-doesn’t-dump-you day!
Another February 14th has come and gone with nothing left to show for it but a Facebook timeline filled with artsy photos of teddies and roses. To card companies it is the first flourish after the post...
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My Last Lie.
No one likes a liar. The problem is that no one likes the truth very much either; not the whole truth anyway, not all the time. We’re told from a young age that lying is bad, but what would happen in a...
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The Easter Egg Watch
Ken looking at the BBQ thinking “Tucky is that you?!” There’s never been any doubt in my mind that my family is a little bit country. Easter Sunday was spent chasing the chickens away from the BBQ...
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Love and Other Apps
Once upon a dysfunctional relationship ago, women would determine unfaithfulness based on the obvious tale tell signs. The lipstick on the shirt, a sudden interest in aftershave and those curious...
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Your Winter Survival Guide 2013
The Season Of Earmuffs Is Upon Us It’s here, whether we like it or not the season of ear muffs and grandma type jumpers is upon us. To some it’s the season to be jolly, but to most it’s the season to...
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5 Signs It’s Nearly Christmas
It’s here, whether we like it or not the season of ear muffs and grandma style jumpers is upon us. The prospect of chiselling ice off our windshields at 7am is only slightly counterbalanced by the...
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